There once was a guy named Ted who was looking for a new bar, so he decided to go to the new penthouse bar to see how it was. When the guy walked in, he saw a man at the with a bottle of pills. Ted sat two seats down from the guy because he thought he was a druggie.
Out the corner of his eye, Ted saw the guy take a pill with some beer, fly right out the window, and fly back in. Ted was in total amazement. Ted decided to play it cool and wait for the guy to do it again. Sure enough, the guy took another pill with some beer, and flew out the window and flew back in. Ted was now really excited, but still in disbelief. He waited for the guy to do it again, and sure enough he did. Took a pill, swallowed it down with some beer, and flew out the window and came back.
Ted wanted to fly too, so he walked up to the guy and asked him for one of the pills. The guy said that he didnt know about giving one to him, because he was down to his last pill and he liked flying around. Ted offered to give him $500 for his last pill, and they both agreed. Ted payed him the money, and the guy gave him the pill. The guy instructed him that as soon as he takes the pill,,he should jump out the window because the pill only lets someone fly for 15 seconds. Ted took the pill, and soon as he did, he jumped out the window, and crashed into the concrete below, breaking all of his bones.
The guy at the bar began rolling on the floor with laughter, when the bartender said, "Superman, your such a douche when your drunk..."